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Coyote Musings
Coyote handsome
his coat the same brown
as the dust from which he rises

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What is the sound of one hand slapping Schroedinger's cat?

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The Quantum Duck goes "quark, quark."

September 2010
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Missing Left Sock Beast [userpic]

From ashbet

Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Two -- one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.

Feeling:: apatheticapathetic
Listening to:: Can You Deal With it - Duran
Comments

Another answer to that one is “Fish.” For extra credit, you can spell that “Ghoti” (gh as in cough, o as in women, ti as in action).

Or, "Blue."

My favorite surrealist joke was always:

Q:How do you tell the difference between a duck?

A: One leg is both the same.


I know. My friends hate me for that one...