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Coyote Musings
Coyote handsome
his coat the same brown
as the dust from which he rises

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What is the sound of one hand slapping Schroedinger's cat?

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The Quantum Duck goes "quark, quark."

September 2010
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Missing Left Sock Beast [userpic]
Cheer me up.

Tell me just the punchline to your favorite joke.

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I can never remember jokes when I want them, but basically, "Why the long face?"

"Grass. I lied about the wheels."

:-)

JOhn.

"You can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!"

I need to know this joke.

We don't know. I believe it started off with, "A Ferengi, a Klingon and a Vulcan walk into a bar..." but Riker was interrupted before we could hear more. 7 years later Data provided the punchline when he finally got it. :)

A refrigerator.

It's only a one line joke.

So, this baby seal walks into a club...

"Walk with prrride, man!"

“Them? They’re fundamentalists, and they’re actually in Hell. God hates being told what He thinks.”

Hey, I wrote that joke. Or at least one version of it. :)

"Just the fax, ma'am, just the fax."

Alternatively, "there are some things plastic people shouldn't see."

eeeeeoooooeeeeeOOOOOEEEoooooeeeeeeooooooo

"Do you really think I'd ask for a 12 inch pianist?

"Maybe you've heard of it - Salmon Rusty's Titanic Verses?"

The third guy shoulda seen it coming...

or

The third guy said "oh shit" and hit the water...

"It's beautiful," said the baby octopus, "but I thought you were going to give me something I could fuck."

..but ya fuck just one goat....