*snorfles* It hurts because it's true.

Thought you'd appreciate that. :)

I can't read those books. I think I read one and just gave up. I'm so sick and tired of vampires in any way, shape, or form....

You and me both. I didn't even get all the way through one of her books, to be perfectly honest.

But apis_mellifera reviews books for someone or other, and so occasionally has to. Pity her. (Of course, she also gets copies of books by authors who can write, so don't pity her too much.)