Re: Episode XIV: REVENGE OF THE EARWORM
Ain't that a shame? Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race
Am I the only one? I don't think the universe could take more than one of you.
Are you experienced? Define "experienced."
Are you lonesome tonight? No, I expect I will be crashing out tonight and not noticing the absence of non-rodent company.
Can you deal with it? Usually.
Can you feel the love tonight? Not unless I get really lucky.
Do they know it's Christmas? If they do, they're profoundly confused.
Do you hear what I hear? Given the distance between us, I sincerely doubt it.
Do you think I'm sexy? No offense, but no.
Do you believe in magic? Sometimes.
Do you believe in shame? See answer to first question.
Do you know the muffin man? He lives on Drury lane.
Do you know the way to San Jose? Yes. Down the 80 through Sacramento.
Do you love me? Of course I do.
Do you wanna touch me? Again, no offense, but no.
Does anybody really know what time it is? Probably not.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? Never left it there; don't know.
Have you ever really loved a woman? Nope.
How can you mend a broken heart? Time.
How deep is your love? Deep.
How do you sleep? Usually on my stomach, on the diagonal, on my bed.
How do you talk to an angel? I understand prayer works pretty well.
How long has this been going on? Erm...at least twenty years now.
How much is that doggie in the window? Don't know. Won't buy from pet stores.
Is there anyone out there? Well, there are cars traveling down the freeway, so I'd guess yes.
Is there something I should know? I'll let you know when there is.
Isn't she lovely? Depends on which "she" we're talking about.
Johnny, are you queer? Depends on which "Johnny" we're talking about.
Is there life on Mars? IIRC, yes, but it's single-celled.
Remember me? How could I forget.
Shall we dance? No, I choose not to embarrass myself like that.
Should I stay or should I go? Your call.
Tommy, can you hear me? I dunno. How close is he?
Voulez vous couchez avec moi? Again, thanks, but no.
War -- what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.
What have I done to deserve this? Hey, you wanted kids.
What is love, anyway? Complicated.
What kind of girl are you? The troublesome kind.
What shall we do with a drunken sailor? Depends. Is he cute?
What would Brian Boitano do? Probably a triple Lutz.
What's going on? Not much.
What's love got to do with it? Not much.
What's new, pussycat? I'll let you know in a few hours.
What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding? Absolutely nothing.
What's your name, who's your daddy? Jo, Curtis.
Who do you think you are? Me.
Who let the dogs out? Probably Dad.
Who's gonna ride your wild horses? Dunno.
Who put the bomp in the bomp, bomp, bomp? That's "Who put the bop in the bop, sh'bop, sh'bop." He made my baby fall in love with me.
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