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Coyote Musings
Coyote handsome
his coat the same brown
as the dust from which he rises


What is the sound of one hand slapping Schroedinger's cat?


The Quantum Duck goes "quark, quark."

September 2010
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Missing Left Sock Beast [userpic]
Cheer me up.

Tell me just the punchline to your favorite joke.


I can never remember jokes when I want them, but basically, "Why the long face?"

"Grass. I lied about the wheels."



"You can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!"

I need to know this joke.

We don't know. I believe it started off with, "A Ferengi, a Klingon and a Vulcan walk into a bar..." but Riker was interrupted before we could hear more. 7 years later Data provided the punchline when he finally got it. :)

A refrigerator.

It's only a one line joke.

So, this baby seal walks into a club...

"Walk with prrride, man!"

“Them? They’re fundamentalists, and they’re actually in Hell. God hates being told what He thinks.”

Hey, I wrote that joke. Or at least one version of it. :)

"Just the fax, ma'am, just the fax."

Alternatively, "there are some things plastic people shouldn't see."


"Do you really think I'd ask for a 12 inch pianist?

"Maybe you've heard of it - Salmon Rusty's Titanic Verses?"

The third guy shoulda seen it coming...


The third guy said "oh shit" and hit the water...

"It's beautiful," said the baby octopus, "but I thought you were going to give me something I could fuck."

..but ya fuck just one goat....